I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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