Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
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