There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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