Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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