dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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