you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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