i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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