Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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