just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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