bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
2020 sucks, I want a refund
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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