i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
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