im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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