I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
my vag is so smooth its legendary
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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