that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
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