Nicole vs. Life
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
She bit a glass in half.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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