Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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