Are we in a gay sports bar?
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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