like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
