I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
