I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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