Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
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