i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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