Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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