Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
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