Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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