scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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