Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
