It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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