My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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