Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
P.S. I can't hear my feet
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Just invented taco cereal.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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