he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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