hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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