Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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