I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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