escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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