wrigley field is MILF paradise
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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