***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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