You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
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