All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I queefed so loud it echoed.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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