well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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