Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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