so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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