Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Watching her eat just hurts me
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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