I'm jealous of your bromance
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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