In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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