Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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