office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
