I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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