So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
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