She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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