I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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